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Ad from shop WickedGoodCards Ad from shop PalmersCustomApparel From shop yousaiditcards, ad by PixelandStitchLLC From shop BeforeNoonPaperie, ad by StudioNoelDesigns The 20 designs are: TODAY I DID A POO SO EXPLOSIVE IT REQUIRED A FULL OUTFIT CHANGE TODAY I WAS SICK IN MY PARENTS MOUTH TODAY I ROLLED OFF THE BED TODAY I POOED IN THE BATH TODAY I TOOK MY NAPPY OFF WHILE EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP TODAY I HAD MY FIRST PROPER PUBLIC MELTDOWN TODAY I WAS SICK ON MUMMY TODAY I WAS SICK ON DADDY TODAY I PULLED LOADS OF MUMMY'S HAIR OUR TODAY I HAVE HAD . OUTFIT CHANGES TODAY I LOST MY SHIT FOR NO REASON TODAY I DID A PEE-PEE ON DADDY TODAY I DID A PEE-PEE ON MUMMY TODAY I WAS A LITTLE TERROR TODAY I SLEPT FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES WHO NEEDS SLEEP ANYWAY? TODAY I LET MUMMY WEE IN PEACE TODAY I HAD A FOOD FIGHT WITH MYSELF TODAY I REFUSED TO WEAR CLOTHES TOTALLY MILK DRUNK(Baby accessory not included). Ad from shop AnnexBaseballBats FreshmintPaperie TheLittleBlueLion FREE shipping, ad by AnnexBaseballBats FREE shipping, ad by SandstoneAvenue Looks like you already have an account! Ad from shop SandstoneAvenue $18.74, $31.24 Try contacting them via Messages to find out! Try again. Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery, Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery, Request a cancellation within: 6 hours of purchase. Learn more. All our baby milestone cards are hand wrapped in tissue paper and supplied in a lovely keepsake gift box, so they also make a perfect gift for new parents to document those unforgettable events during baby's first year.These milestones are printed on high quality 6 x 4 250gsm premium smooth card, so they are the perfect size for sticking in a scrapbook or baby journal. $3.50, $7.00 Ad from shop FenleyDesigns WickedGoodCards If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value. 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